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Boxofit
Site Admin
Joined: Thu May 09, 2013 11:06 pm Posts: 28
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Today an old lady said not to have veal anymore because I told her it was baby cow. She also said not to say baby cow anymore.
An old man challenged me to a hot dog eating contest.
A war veteran gave me his spare milkshake.
A man asked me for $10 and a cup of ice.
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Fri May 17, 2013 12:08 am |
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Arthur Dent
Novice
Joined: Fri May 10, 2013 1:15 am Posts: 15 Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota
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Will you be updating this regularly, Davy? Please do.
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Sun May 19, 2013 4:00 pm |
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Boxofit
Site Admin
Joined: Thu May 09, 2013 11:06 pm Posts: 28
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Caught a guy stealing 16 cups of chicken livers.
Guy asked me to fix his computer, and immediately ordered a new one. He gave me the one I fixed for freeeeeeee.
A woman thought being confident would enable her to steal a Winn-Dixie canvas bag, and shove meat into it right in front of me.
A woman asked how I knew all the farmers to get the cows.
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